In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought you were on fire.

You yelled at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you broke my ribs!

You broke 2 of my ribs!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was either that or let you be tackled by that Elephant!

You let a tiger maul me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you knocked me unconscious beforehand!

You did not get us out of the jungle!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, This was part of our world-tour!

You made us late for the ferry!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was sick and has the runs


You didnt pay my toll

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was too busy buying something for your wounds!
In my defense, I don't deal with trols.
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You locked us in the storage room!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didnt know you guys were in there.


You didn't put the lock on right

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was panicking.

You keep staring at me.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i love watching you squirm


You wont stop poking me

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted you to get us out of the storage room.

You wouldn't help me climb up to the vent!

[sub] Ninja'd but it works. [/sub]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i had dislocated shoulders and your way to heavy

You wouldn't give me my hat

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was making you look dumb.

You called a girl "way too heavy!"
[sup]I hear that's bad.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she weighed a ton!

You ruined my cake!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Arsenic makes everything taste better!

You ruined my catering business!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was killing people!

You called me a pedophile after I commented on how bloody pale that little girl is.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't trust those eyes!

You called me a witch!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, you were dressed as one.

You called me a git!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you dressed me up as a witch, you git!

You tried to lock me away!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, the cops were coming, and if they saw you in my house they would have shouted "Kidnapper!" and shot me.

You ran away from home, then went to my house, making me live in secret!