In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I trusted you enough to go to you!

You considered turning me away!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you made my paranoia manifest!

You don't like me enough to marry or what ever, thus making every day really awkward!
[sup]If it's anybody other than Vuad answering, then the statement is "You stole my kidney!"[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought having me as a roommate was all you wanted!

You stopped making eye contact with me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i merely turned around.


You stole the gold and then melted it

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to make a giant statue of myself.

You sank a thread!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It made things a whole lot more interesting!

You sank my battleship!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, your damage crews failed to pump enough water out..

You killed Michael Bay!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Someone would do it eventually.

You blew up my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were getting really uppity. I had to teach you your place.

You put a virus in my code!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, I was bored.

You used my insulin money to buy drugs!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the drugs are more insulin.
[sup]Yay insulin![/sup]

You brought the enemy to my house!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, he said he had to use the bathroom.

You blew up the moon!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it taunted me.

You put a middle finger in the sky!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted you to blow up the moon.


You dug in my garden and took away the corpses.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, How are you supposed to sell a house that comes with corpses?

You tased me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were going to say that stupid line. I had to.

You crushed my leg!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you needed a super villain motive, crushed-leg man!

You forgot my birthday!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had amnesia.


You gave me amnesia on my wife's birthday!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I told you that I could not hold that beam any more!

You shot my knee caps off!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, i told you that I could not hold that bullet anymore.


You called me a bad name.