In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I thought it was obvious!

You did not tell me I was that subtle!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You're not as subtle as you thought you were!

You said i had a God complex!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I have a "saying you have a God complex" complex.


You killed me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you got in the way.

You broke my fingers.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Your piano playing was atrocious.

You made a promise you didn't intend to keep!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you're easily influenced


You clipped all my nails

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you wouldn't stop clawing at people.

You broke my laptop!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, it was possessed.

You failed the exorcism!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I needed to save my documents!

You punched me in the throat!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you wouldnt stop yelling


You didnt change the channel when i asked

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was watching something.

You didn't pay me back!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense you stuff broke very easily.


You shot me with my own nail gun while i was using it

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was trying to help you use it then you slipped.

You sold my concert tickets!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense the band that was playing sucked


You sold all of my collectible cards

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you told me to, then reconsidered when it was too late!

You can't make up your mind!
Edit: ninja'd, but it works.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm trying to make everyone happy!

You tried to mind-control me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said "make me."

You said "make me" when I told you to please let me get to my locker!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were going to your locker to get a super soaker which is against the rules.

You used the super soaker on me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I needed more henchmen for my evil plans.


You took all the toilets from my house

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you used a fire hose! it was hilarious.

You used a fire hose on me!