In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm in college right now. I can't afford them. And I have no license.

You broke my spoon!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Plastic is useless against steel in a sword fight.

You stabbed me in a sword fight!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was the point!

You cut my nose off!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought that was how you stopped people lying!

You lied to me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you made it easy


You forced me to take a lie detector test

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you simply cannot be trusted anymore.

You shot me in the kneecaps!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had to make my gun live up to it's name!

You forgot my gun was called "The Kneecapper!"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was a little busy bleeding to death than to consider how awesome your new gun-name is.

You just take, take, take!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, You keep giving giving giving!

You ruined my bedsheets!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it's all there to steal, steal, steal.


You stole all the good items from the safe

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's kinda my job.
Safecracker?

You shot my microwave!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, it was trying to scramble my brain.

You cut my bungee cord!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were just hanging five feet off the ground.
I was trying to cut you free...

You crushed my soda can!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense my hammer broke and i needed a new one.


You captured my mudkipz and i like Mudkipz

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hate that meme. So I took your little creature.

You lit my blanket on fire!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense it had wet spots in it.


You crashed the internet

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, dividing my zero has effects i can't control!

You shoved me down a flight of stairs!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were taking too long to walk down them.

You put salt in my sugar!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they both look the same to me.


You took the channel and volume buttons from my remote