In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I'm just traveling with you, I don't work for the company.


You gave me a lecture.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

in my defense, it's been a long day. Sorry.

You fell asleep in the middle of my apology!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, its been a long day for me too. Sorry.

We missed the flight because YOU got into a fight with some wench!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, she was asking for it.


You filmed the fight and uploaded it on Youtube!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my job requires it.

You took the comics section before I could read it!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, my pet parakeet has been a bad influence on me.

You didn't help me out of the holding cell at the airport!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was in another cell.


You arrested my wife!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she was streaking.

You shot an obese person for being fat!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, They were slowly killing themselves!

You put me in prison for a crime i didn't commit!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I just wanted an excuse to put you in handcuf- OW!


You slapped me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Now is not the time or place for kinkiness!
[sub] Wrong thread for that. XD[/sub]

You made me forget where i am.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, You didn't want to come back home.


You didn't want to come back home.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It's really beautiful here.

You didn't want to stay here with me!

 

[The Austin]

In my defense, you had really bad breath. ;P

You refused to friend me on Facebook

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't know you man!

You told Vaudevillian "Tits or GTFO" to scare her off while I was waiting for her!

 

[The Austin]

In my defense.... Wait... What?

Edit: In my defense, I thought I was on 4chan.

You killed Indiana Jones!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was a mercy killing before they ruined all of his movies.

You made me laugh pretty damn hard!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I'm glad I did.

You never showed up!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, this weird guy came and yelled 'TITS OR GTFO!' then I had to go and get my shotgun.

You took my shotgun away!

 

[Macgyvercas]

In my defense, you shot my foot off with it. Better take it now before your aim gets better.

You don't own guns!