In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, those tacos were crazy!

You stomped a kitty!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, How else am i supposed to make slippers?

You threw a grenade at me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were out of them. I did leave the pin in.

You tried to keep a secret from me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, the secret involved throwing you a party!

You ruined your own party!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't know how much I can trust you.
In my defense, you already knew I hated parties!

You turned out to be untrustworthy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you knew i was a spy for the other team!

You let me break my ankle!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was that or letting that bullet hit you in the head. You're welcome.


You broke into my house.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, your house is my house!

You forgot that we live in the same house?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought i lived with him too?

You let Dr. House verbally assassinate me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was kinda funny!

You left our journey around the world incomplete!
[sup]Shall we continue?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there was a roadblock.


My name is Ren3004. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't kill your Father! Talk to the guy in the mask about that.

[sub] Indeed, i was rather enjoying the world trip. [/sub]
You didn't sit with me on the plane to Spain!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was on another plane.


You sent me on another plane.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

On my defense, it is a crazy world.

You made the world crazy.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, aren't things more interesting now?

You didn't buy me a sombrero!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they don't wear sombreros in Spain.


You thought that Spanish people wore sombreros.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, Spanish = Mexican, so there.

You thought I lived in Mexico!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you make a mean churro!

You didn't tell me that the plane was delayed!