In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had no money for pretzels.


You didn't let me buy pretzels.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed money and you looked like the type they wanted for the experiments.


You tried giving me knock of Belgian waffles

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, The real kind were just too damn expensive.

You left me in the middle of Belgium!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said you wanted to go to Amsterdam on foot!

You went to Amsterdam on foot! I had to go look for you in that filthy city!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I went there for the cafes' and i wanted to see if you'd go after me.

You proved me wrong!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you did not realize that you had a pending friend request from me!

You insulted the Gaunt's Ghost series! It's one of my favorite book series, too!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wasn't in my right mind.


You made me sick.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't mean to and i looked after you afterwards.

You sent me a friend request!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense you sent me one and i was being courteous


You broke my instruments

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were torture instruments.

You hurt my feelings.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, it was that or break all your bones and leave your to die. You choose.

You chose the latter!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I like a challenge!

You went through with your threat!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm an honest man!

You came back to haunt me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had nothing better to do.


You gave me too much responsibility.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You had great power but you lacked the responsibility.

You stood me up!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was running from the police.


You scared me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you did not notice I was standing next to you until I said "Ren..."

You stood Vaudevillian up!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, she was already with Ren.

You didn't tell me she was with Ren!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I thought she was with Steakheart!

You forgot about me an Vaudevillian traveling the world together!
[sup]Oh noes! Vaudevillian has developed an unwanted harem?![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've been away for a while.

You didn't miss me!