In My Defense...
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In my defense, you were slacking off, and my job as your "boss" is to have you work.
[sup]Oh, Hail Fire, that was low...[/sup]
You skipped class, and bribed the chaplain with sex to not get punished.
She didn't let the boy scout walk her across the street. How is he suppose to earn his badge if she is being rude!?
You threw a baby into the Woodchipper.
You threw a baby into the Woodchipper.
In my defense, you thought sharks with frickin laser beams invented the moon.
You had to bury me in a soup can! [small]Cookie for the very easy reference.[/small]
You had to bury me in a soup can! [small]Cookie for the very easy reference.[/small]
In my defense, you were deadly, and only a soup can could stop you.
You destroyed every last copy of Republic Commando.
[sup]Austin Powers: Gold Member, right?[/sup]
You destroyed every last copy of Republic Commando.
[sup]Austin Powers: Gold Member, right?[/sup]
In my defense, I was incredibly drunk at the time and i plan on replacing them.
You got me drunk!
You got me drunk!
In my defense, I did not know distilled water could do that.
You accused me of trying to do "strange" things!
You accused me of trying to do "strange" things!
In my defense, you kept staring at me with a strange look on your face!
You keep staring at me with a strange look on your face!
You keep staring at me with a strange look on your face!
In my defense, that look was a combo of fear and confusion!
You scared and confused me at the same time!
You scared and confused me at the same time!
I said something tot could pass for flirting (to a drunk girl, that is)
You misunderstood me really badly!
You misunderstood me really badly!
In my defense, you misread how drunk I was and chose a poor choice in words!
You misread how drunk i was!
You misread how drunk i was!
In my defense, it's the first time I've seen a drunk person who was not a random hobo!
You scared me off!
You scared me off!
In my defense, You didn't respond well to my halloween mask i was showing you!
You kicked me in the shin!
You kicked me in the shin!
In my defense, I thought you were a monster!
How did you forget that I was under age, and thus not able to stand scary as hell Halloween masks in dark alleys. Also, how did you forget to leave you kitchen knife in the kitchen?!
How did you forget that I was under age, and thus not able to stand scary as hell Halloween masks in dark alleys. Also, how did you forget to leave you kitchen knife in the kitchen?!
In my defense, You look much older than you seem and i thought you were able to appreciate my escaped asylum patient with a knife look! i was planning on putting the knife back later!
You hurt my feelings!
You hurt my feelings!