In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you can have them back when you can use them correctly.

You read my diary!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed ideas for you Christmas gift.



You ripped my heart out.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was going to give you mine in return.

You abandoned me on a mountain!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you kept biting that peppermint patty!

You gave me VD!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you should be thankful I didn't give you TB.
[sub]What's VD, anyway?[/sub]


Your "shortcut" resulted in our car breaking down in the middle of a swamp.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, The gas station is just down the road and we need to spend more time together!

You didn't come and save me from the swamp killer!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i AM the swamp killer and you've walked into my lair

You gave me the belt

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was my last option and it hurt me more than it hurt you.

You burnt your name in my lawn!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was just so you couldn't forget me.


You broke the fourth wall.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, they all know what I'm talking about, Right folks? *Smile towards audience*

You broke the actual walls!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, they were leaking.

You forgot my side job as a plumber!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I just thought your mushroom addiction was some kind of dependancy.

You started a rumor about me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, all I did was poke you!

You said Interpol was crap and everybody who listens to them should just An Hero!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that rumor was "Vee is the most wonderful people in the world" and it turned out to be true.
In my defense, Interpol didn't care about my kidnapped bunny.


You didn't like my romantic idea.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was in a terrible mood when you told me...

You didn't accept my apology straight away!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted you to know how it feels.


You kicked me in the stomach.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were giggling and there were a bunch of girls with you!
In my defense, THIS IS GRENHELL!!!

You brought a bunch of girls on the night int was only supposed to be us!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't want to be alone with you.

You scare me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are the wrong person!

you thought I was talking to you!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You didn't explain who you were talking to!

You didn't explain who you were talking to!