In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I needed to sustain myself, and I was desperate!

You refused me nutrients even after I gave you every scrap of food I had left!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, my blood is extremely acidic, I didn't want to make things worse for you.

You thought I didn't care!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you never show emotion!

You stuck me to the ground!

 

[Timotei]

In my defense, you're an ostrich.

You shot JFK!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, he owed me money!

You got us lost in the woods!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i though it was bread

You wrecked the gps!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, If I can program a super computer i thought i could program a GPS!

You pissed off the Blair Witch!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, she deserved it.


You called me a liar!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought no one has fought a tiger with a toothpick!

You lied to me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted you to think I had fought a tiger with a toothpick.


You didn't let me rest.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was bored and you wouldn't entertain me.

You drove past me in the rain!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were hiding and I didn't see you.


You hurt my feelings.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wasn't yelling at you, I was yelling at the guy behind you.

You didn't help me when I broke my arm!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I pass out when I see blood.


You told I would be a bad doctor.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was just joking.

You thought i'd say something so mean!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are unpredictable sometimes!

You punched me in the face while shouting "Twinkie House!"

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You've obviously never played Twinkie House before.

You called the asylum!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Arkham Asylum is really cool, and I wanted to work in one.


You put me in Arkham Asylum... next to Joker's cell!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought you two could become the best of friends.

You and Joker didn't become friends!