In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, boredom makes someone act pretty crazy.

You stole from my wallet!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't put them there!

You shoved me on the train tracks!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, the door was wide open, the keys were in the ignition, and the owner just kicked a puppy. He was asking for it.

You fired nukes at five major cities in the world.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm a villain!

You forgot this was a lame terrorist movie!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I only have a minor part.

You threw a plate at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I tripped!

You died!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I died under mysterious circumstances!

You killed me!

 

[The Austin]

In my defense I was afraid your avatar was going to freeze me!

YOU KILLED OLD MAN JENKINS!!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I have a medical diploma, do you?

You called me a fraud!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense he was in my house without my permission doing his job he needed to die.


You snuck into my house and hid in my closet

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you evil monkey took the day off.

You screwed up my connection to this site!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was high time you went outside for a while!

You got me banned!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Viva la revolution!

You drew on my face while I was asleep!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was for your daughter's enjoyment!

You forgot about your little daughter!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I only learnt she existed yesterday!

You didn't tell me about her!