In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, My drink was spiked!

You left me in the coat room!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you cuddled with one of my jackets, and you looked too peaceful more me to move!

You bit my hand after I tucked you into the bed!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you tucked me in with steel collars!

You didn't miss me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you have no evidence of that!

You almost smothered me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you ninja'd me aren't Vaude!

You invited Neon to our room!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was just showing him how awesome it was.

You didn't offer him a space in the Uber Bunker!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he was not around so I assumed he died!

You did not let him sleep under the bed!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, there was not enough room with the supplies!

You didn't offer him the evil bed!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he would have flipped the thing!

You put explosives in my cereal!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you were eating 'Kaboom!' cereal, what do you expect?

You didn't appreciate my cereal idea!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was eating a large spoonful, and it hurt like a *****!

You broke my family!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you shouldn't have robot family members!

You let off the sprinkler system!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my apartment was flooded!

You put a hole in my wall!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was making you a new door for easy access!

You kicked me under the table!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my legs couldn't get over the table to kick you.

You TP'd my car!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was dressing it up as a 'Mummy car' for halloween!

You didn't believe me when i saw Bigfoot!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I saw it too. It was just a fat guy with too much hair.

You put me on hold!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It wasn't an emergency, you just wanted to talk!

You called the emergency hotline to chat!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were the only people who haven't blocked me!

You blocked the entrance ramp!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, that wasn't the entrance that was the cargo area!

You broke into my home!