In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were bordering on obsessed!

You made me lose my job!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I just told your boss (a fellow Suiseiseki fan) about you ripping down my posters!

You burnt my life-size replica Rozen Maiden dolls!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, that was just creepy and it was accidental!

You locked me out of my house!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you have an ice palace. Why do you want to go in that little house.



You hit me with a sledgehammer!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, there was a man-eating tarantula on you!

You ignored me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had to focus; for the sake of humanity!

You forgot that I had to shoot that huge monster!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was busy dealing with the zombies!

You scheduled our vacation in the Island of Death!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the Island of Happiness is sooooo crowded this time of the year.


You stalked me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was just trying to know your schedule to make the assassination better!

You looked at me funny!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were wearing a weird hat!

You stole from me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you stole from me too.


you stole my heart!
[sub]Awwwww.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I steal from everybody!
In my defense, I needed it for an emergency heart surgery, and you were not willing to part with it!

You killed my only remaining relative!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed his heart for an emergency heart surgery, and he was not willing to part with it!


You called me a liar!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are one!

You forged signatures, got caught, and made our company's credibility be destroyed!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was a torture device company, it didn't have that much credibility to begin with!

You made me cry!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, crying helps cleaning your eyes and preventing infections.


You called me crazy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are insane!

You cut holes in the face of the moon!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, now it's lighter.


You broke my fingers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I warned you not to put them near the thumper!

You summoned a hostile Sand Worm!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was my new pet!

You blamed me!