In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, how else am I supposed to get to know you.


You forgot that we were married.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, One too many hits to the head is never good.

You forgot about my amnesia!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought you were cured.


You didn't take my "Bricktotheheadxicillin" cure for amnesia!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I loved the gesture but i couldn't keep up the 3 doses a day!

You didn't visit me often in hospital!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was bedbound in hospital!

You locked me in a van!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, there were wolves outside. You didn't want them getting in, did you?


You made me watch a movie I didn't like.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I hated it just as much and just wanted to sit with you.

You shot me with a nailgun!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense if I didn't you wouldn't get the tetnis to cure your tetris addiction.

You got me hooked on Tetris!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I needed something to keep you quiet!

You tried to burn my house down!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was trying to destroy the evil residing in it!

You gave me a heat stroke!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I meant to give you the cold shoulder!

You didn't let me go to that concert!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, if you did you would have gotten mugged by a huge guy!

You did not listen, went, got mugged and stabbed by a huge guy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I had a great time before the huge guy was involved! I even brought you a shirt!

You did not wear said shirt!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was covered in gore!

You got angry when I washed the blood stains off of the shirt!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was the only memento i had of the night! [sub] Aside from the stitches...[/sub]

You yelled at me for being bed-ridden!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were just freaking out because of the scar!

You freaked out because of the tiny, out of the way scar!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It still hurt!

You brought me poison oak instead of flowers!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you had too many flowers. At least I was original.


You don't like originality.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it can be deadly some times.

You tore down all my Suiseiseki posters!