In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I like to see other guys' faces when they hear that.


You made me punch myself.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, you made a fool of yourself, and would not facepalm!

You made out with every member of you girlfriend's family!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, she's the only member of her family left.


You spread nasty rumors about me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, They threatened me if i didn't!

You legally changed my name!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, Isn't that what happens when people marry?

You forgot about that we did that!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, she married me.


You married my wife!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Vegas is a confusing place!

You got me drunk in Vegas and things happened!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only gave you one drink then you left


You wouldnt let me play blackjack

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You don't know the rules.

You lost a lot of money!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it wasn't my money.


You gave me counterfeit bills

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I was hoping to get one person off the harem!

You sunk Japan!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was Mothra's idea!

You repossessed my couch!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was about to drop a nuke on us!

You did not thank me for stopping the nuclear holocaust!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You almost started it beforehand!

You almost started another worldwide disaster!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, how was I to know that the mech was evil?

You broke my legs!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You wouldn't rest yourself so i had to make you bed-ridden.

You tried to make me do ballet!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you said you wanted to do it in your sleep!

You reminded me of the zombie apocalypse going on right outside of these huge walls!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I say a lot of stuff in my sleep!

You listen to me while i sleep!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, there's nothing else to listen to.

You let the zombies in!