In My Defense...

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, I prefer rainbow colour!

Your were one of the annoying shop helpers who always says "Suits you sir! Ooh, suits you sir!"
[sub]Anyone remember that show?[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my boss likes it.
[sub]No, what show?[/sub]


You quoted a show I didn't know about.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It's not that popular nowadays.
[sub] It's the Fast show, That sketch was always hilarious. Johnny Depp guest starred in it once. [/sub]

You couldn't stop nudging me!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

[sup]The Fast Show, search suits you on YOOOTUBE.[/sup]
In my defense, I was saying wink wink!

You were a posh aristocrat and we sunk into small schoolboy insults at eachother! [sub]See that dust on the floor, thats you that is.[/sub]







[small]Sorry about changing it, but I wanted to continue English comedy quotes.[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was in Sparta.


You Rick Rolled me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought you liked that song!

You scared me half to death!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I only had half a face to work with.


You kicked me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I kicked you out of the way of that steamroller!

You yelled at me for singing!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, you sound like a prolonged Flashbang grenade!

You hacked at an iPod!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it is a symbol of the consumerist society we live in.


You called me a hypocrite!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, you shouted "Kill the BLUs!" When you were on the RED team!

You got auto-balanced!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I'm lazy, ok?

You called me lazy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You haven't moved in 3 days!

You got me arrested!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you tried to kill a bunny.


You tried to kill a bunny!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, it was the one from Donnie Darko!

You didn't have enough rubies! MMMMMM!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, a bandit in Burma was stealing them from me.


You made a horrible spelling mistake!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defece, I dot spll wel.

You gave me autism!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I did not know it was contagious!

You are a necromancer!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It pays the bills!

You snuck into my room!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you had something and I wanted to borrow it!
[sup]And I asked...[/sup]

You thought that I was saying something dirty just now!