In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Didn't you hear yourself?

You made me laugh hysterically for 10 minutes!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, It was an accident!

You got me killed by an pigeon!
[sup]Yes, that "an" is intentional.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you angered it not me!

You called me immature!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, it was (literally) the 100000000th time I died, and I lost all my progress!

You shot an eagle!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I already know the joys of the letter 'E' I don't need him telling me.

You threw cutlery at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

in my defense, we were fighting!

You spilled mud on my pc!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was decorating it!

You threatened me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was scaring you out of trouble!

You let green Lucifer in!
[sup]Ah... I love that joke...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, red Lucifer is sooooo 80's!


You said I was unfashionable!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was laughing at metrosexuals.

You punched me in the face for laughing at metrosexuals!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, They're too well-dressed to be laughed at!

You tried to smother me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I saw it in a web site.


You took away my Internet privileges.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It gave you worrying ideas, mainly about killing me.

You called me crazy!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are addicted to pr0n and asked me for help.
In my defense, you tried to bit my face off!

You tried to bite my face off!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, How else was i supposed to greet you?

You shot me in the knees!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were acting like a zombie.

You were acting like a zombie!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was getting in the mood for halloween!

You didn't laugh!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my jaws were glued together.

You glued my jaws together!