In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are a Yandere!

You are a Yandere!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm more of a Yangire than a Yandere!

You changed my character!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, The situation demanded it!

You wanted to make me Bishonen!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, If i'm a Yandere, It would be fitting to make you one!

You threw a fangirl at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was very funny!

You beat me up for suggesting you adopt the Zettai Ryouiki style!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I can't pull off that school girl look!

You put my hair in pigtails!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it looks better that way.

You taped me in the shower!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I forgot my camera in the bathroom (it got some coke a cola on it) and you turned it on my accident!

You accused me of being a pedo!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, No one has a white van and candy intending to do good!

You restrained me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were spazzing about, and would have killed my iguana if I didn't.

You called me underage!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are!

You like lolicon!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You have to admit that the fashion has an elegant feel!

You made my ears bleed!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you put Miley Cyrus on the radio. I was just retaliating.

You put a bypass right through my house!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was for giggles!

You called me a pedo and a hypocrite for being ok with Gothic Lolita style!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are a hypocrite for being okay with something I don't know about!

You delayed the release of my favorite game!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It had a load of bugs and exploded after the third playthrough!

You called me a Lolita!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are one! In my mind, which has no clue what it is...but still!

You tried to make me learn!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you just called Vaude a lolita!

You kicked me in the face!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was practicing my kickboxing, what did you expect?!

You cut me in my sleep!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was just to let some infected pus out of a wound.
Ya big baby.

You gave me a used needle!