In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, we're on the front lines. It's all we have.

You forgot about the war...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm not fighting in it. I'm finishing it.

You called me useless!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are just lying in bed all the time now!

You keep lying in bed! All day! Every day! You're getting fat!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm bedridden! I've been told to stay in bed!

You weren't sympathetic to me! In fact you insulted me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the doctor said you had a broken toe, and it should not hurt too much!

You blowing this out of proportion!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, How else am I supposed to get your attention?

You never pay attention to me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I do, I'm just too subtle!

You have a reverse harem!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It wasn't a choice and it's often hilarious!

You yelled at my harem!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I want them out!

You shot me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was trying to shoot the guy behind you!

You got in the way of my bullet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've been brainwashed form an early age to think that she was!

You tipped over my glass!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was a glass of arsenic! I saved your life!

You handcuffed me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you said you wanted something special that night.


You didn't like my surprise.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You completely mistook what I meant!

You cut my breaks!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you said that driving bored you.


You had me arrested!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I took the whole 'Handcuffs' thing to a new level.[sub] Plus you almost killed me. [/sub]

You pushed me out of a window!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you said "yeah, and I can fly!" in a sarcastic tone.


You used sarcasm!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Sas taught me how to use it and told me to practice!

You abandoned me on top of a mountain!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, at least you get a good view.


You didn't enjoy the view!