In my defense, that's the only way to make sure the prisoners stay locked up!
You hid in my closet!
You hid in my closet!
In My Defense...
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In my defense, I wanted to surprise you!
You hijacked my bed, forcing me into the corner, which made me overheat!
You hijacked my bed, forcing me into the corner, which made me overheat!
In my defense, I told you repeatedly that you didn't have to go to the corner!
You didn't read between the lines!
You didn't read between the lines!
In my defense, I did not see any writing between the lines!
You expected my innocent mind to catch on!
[sup]I see where your going(?)[/sup]
You expected my innocent mind to catch on!
[sup]I see where your going(?)[/sup]
In my defense, I thought it was something you could not forget!
You forgot that I am against pre-marital teabagging!
[sup]As in what people do to you in Halo 3 when you die[/sup]
You forgot that I am against pre-marital teabagging!
[sup]As in what people do to you in Halo 3 when you die[/sup]
In my defense, my jaw was too broken for me to form words!
You remembered where you were going, and proceeded to take advantage of my injuries to get there!
You remembered where you were going, and proceeded to take advantage of my injuries to get there!
In my defense, Did you ever object to my offers?
You didn't enjoy my offer to take you out for Ice cream!
You didn't enjoy my offer to take you out for Ice cream!
In my defense, you had weird music playing and had other... suggestive things around.
You were sexually suggestive in a bad situation, causing me panic!
You were sexually suggestive in a bad situation, causing me panic!
In my defense, it's not April. And knowing previous behavior, it may have not been a joke.
You forgot about the serious side.
You forgot about the serious side.
In my defense, I am the serious one and you are the clumsy one. We're a comedy duo.
You suddenly become the coolest girl ever!
You suddenly become the coolest girl ever!
In my defense, you were more mundane than me! And that's terrible!
You let Lex Luthor steal 40 cakes! And that's terrible!
You let Lex Luthor steal 40 cakes! And that's terrible!
In my defense, that's as many as Four Tens! I didn't think it would be that terrible.
You shot the sheriff!
You shot the sheriff!
