In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I don't have the time nor money to go sock-shopping!

You forgot how busy I am!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I forgot you got a job!

You forgot to tell me about your new job!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was too busy to tell you.


You threatened me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was all done with kindness!

You didn't go celebrating with me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't drink!

You tried to force me to drink alcohol!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, it was a very long plot to kill you!

You ruined my plans to kill you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I want to live!

You don't want me to live!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, that's my job.


You want me to get fired!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You're far too stressed!

You sent me away!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense...faceroll keyboard!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, Cthulhu did it.

You punched Cthulhu!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, aefrgçjhsdufpiouhahl.

You didn't understand me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I can't understand you with your mouth full!

You smashed in my door with an axe!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the door was threatening to kill me.

You ate all the shrimp at the party!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, everybody else was allergic to it!

You made me allergic to life!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought that injection would make you live life!

You made me depressed!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, all the cool kids are doing it.


You didn't want to be cool!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm already frozen!

You tried to take me to the Bates Motel!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought it was a nice place.


You didn't like my idea!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Cross dressing Taxidermists who can't stop watching me and talking about his mother, just doesn't scream good idea!

You booked a room anyway!