In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Everything was on fire!

You stabbed me in the back!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I very awesomely threw a knife and you were in the way!

You were in the wrong castle!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You went to the wrong castle, I was here the whole time!

You put gum in my hair!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was to stop you for going to school for a while so you would not get shot by the mech!

You stopped talking to me after you figured out that I had a moral fiber!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't want to corrupt you any more than I already had!

You followed me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was going to reform you!

You would not let me reform you!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm happy how I am!

You still tried to change me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were going to die!

You died!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, My heart stopped, what else was I supposed to do!?

You didn't help me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I tried to perform CPR, but an old lady hit with her purse and called me a pervert.

You called me a pervert!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were being a pervert!
[sup]Inappropriate touching...[/sup]

You set my books on fire!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You robbed a bookmobile, I had to dispose of the evidence!

You broke my hand!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you wanted an excuse to not go to the Christmas party!

You did not thank me for saving you from the Christmas party!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was too busy yelling in pain!

You avoided me at Christmas!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were in a dark mood!

You were in a dark mood!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You made me depressed and I was hiding my excitement!

You insulted me!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, you are stupid!

You said I wasn't intelectuall enough!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, your idea of art is a 3-year-old's picture of a house.


You have no taste!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm blind!

You forgot that my eyes were stolen!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you always wear sunglasses so i couldnt tell.


You didn't tell me the whole plan