In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only said you hadn't eaten all day. Pointing out obvious things, you know?

You stuck nails under my feet!

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, I told you they were there.

You made me piss orange soda. And yes it burns.
Now, who gets it?

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you loved the drink so much you'd die for some.
I thought you'd be glad you didn't die...

You brought up a sore point!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i don't know what a sore point is


You made me forget.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had too much information in your head. If I had not made you forget, your brain would have exploded.

You didn't give me my money!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, When i do you spend it on ridiculous things!

You brought a diamond incrusted Giraffe!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was looking out of place with my other animals

You tarnished my jewel collection

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was part of an elaborate plan to steal it.

You made a little kid cry!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was easy and fun.


You replaced my mustard with ketchup

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was revenge for changing my sugar with salt!

You don't trust me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you stole my wallet.

You stole my wallet!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense it was out in the open and easy to take.


You left me in an alleyway in the middle of the night

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed bait to draw the criminals out.


You didn't stay still!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense my A.D.D kicked in and..Oh my a SHINY!!


You blinded me with shiny objects

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed a distraction to kill you!

You didn't let me kill you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have an instinct of self preservation!

You shot the lights!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, if I just turned them off, it wouldn't be scary.


You didn't laugh at my joke!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i wasn't listening to it.


You poisoned the water supply

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you hated the town too!

You brought a ton of locusts to the picnic!