In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, they were meant to eat the left-overs!

You shoved me on the train tracks!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to fix them.
The two surgical rails in your chest would have spanned the gap nicely.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you didn't say anything.

You didn't say anything!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was. And kicking your shin is just fun.

You led my followers astray!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I needed fresh bodies to study anatomy.


You didn't let me study!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was bored, and needed entertainment.

Yo took my energy drink!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE!


You set your house on fire!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't think gasoline and a match would do such a thing!

You forgot about something important!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had to finish a videogame.

You didn't let me finish a videogame!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was a terrible game, that was unwinnable!

You smashed my computer with a hammer!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't want you to find out it had a virus.

You scratched my car!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to put your name on it!

You stabbed me in the chest!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense you had a big spider on it and i didnt have a fly swatter


You hid all my good flyswatters

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were hitting me with them. I don't like being hit.

You kept me from printing stuff!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the printer will blow up if you print anything.

You're too ugly to live!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, its a plague!

You forgot about the ugly plague!