In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense all the rats and bugs were exterminated


You messed up my food order

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's my first day on the job!

You accused me of grand theft auto!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you stole my car.


You stole my car!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to get away from a psychopath.

You popped me in the jaw!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was looking out of proportion with the rest of your head.


You set my action figures on fire

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the whole house was on fire.

You ripped off all my posters, then set them on fire.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, They were Hannah Montana posters!

You burned down the movie theater!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, all they showed there were Disney movies!

You tore up my Vic Rattlehead poster!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you needed more space on your wall.


You spent the day following me around!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was trying to steal your valuables


You crushed my brick collection

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, a tank fell on it.

You dropped a tank on the house!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense the house shouldn't have been built in the middle of the desert anyway.


You built your house in the desert

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm a hermit.

You forgot that I was a hermit!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i presumed you were dead.

You thought i was dead

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you were the one with the map.


You ran away with the map!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was saving it from the Blair Witch!

You pissed off the Witch!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I just asked if she was crying.


You were insensitive!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it's not my fault I have double autism!!
*sobs**sobs*

You behaved like a troll!