In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, it was for the world record book!

You ripped up my letter telling you of my intentions!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I had to recycle it to save the planet.


You didn't let me save the planet!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, recycling otters and penguins doesn't contribute to saving the planet!

You stabbed me with a rapier!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I needed some blood to reverse the vampirism!

You infected me with vampirism!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to show those Twilight fans what a real vampire is!

You bit me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I always wanted a vampire friend.

You didn't want to be my friend!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you cut off my leg.

You didn't join my new RP which I will now shamefully promote here. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.161653

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not know it existed!

You broke the rules!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, someone made me trip and I let them fall.


You promoted something shamefully.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense atleast I didn't bump it myself.

You made that tree collapse.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't know elephants couldn't climb trees.


You didn't tell me that!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know either!

You did not run after I saved you!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm waiting for the moment to betray you


You didnt cut the right wire

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I'm color blind.


You let the color blind guy cut the wires!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense everyone else was sick and i have no hands


You cut off my hands and feet

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was the only way I could cut the wires.


You killed a lot of people!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, That was an accusation not a fact!

You didn't help me in court!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only killed one guy and the rest killed themselves


You ran with your chainsaw

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I didn't want to run against it.

You ran against me at primaries!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was only natural!

You kicked Vaude!