In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i ran out of tomato's to throw


You lost my snootyness

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, consider that as revenge for the kicking and the tomatoes.

You attacked me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were standing along wearing a big "ATTACK ME" sign how could i resist.


You wouldn't let me carry my signs

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you cause far too much trouble when you have them.

You removed my vocal chords!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It my defense it got you to stop cursing me.


You shaved my mustache...THAT MY WHOLE IMAGE

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were on the run and needed a new persona!

You kidnapped the president's daughter!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she was pissing me off!

You did not help me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was dangling off of a building at the time!

You didn't catch me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i did catch you but then dropped you just as quick

You dropped me on my head

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you were heavier than i expected!

You tried to burn me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed to get the stain off of your shirt.


You ran out of good ideas

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It's getting late and i'm getting tired!

You lack sympathy!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I've been doing this for a long time.
In my defense, a ninja desensitized me.

You gave me a nightmare!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You said you loved horror movies!

You shoved me away!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you jumped on me while it was night time!

You jumped on my while it was night time!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It my defense it was scarier than in the daytime

You blew out my eardrums

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it blew mine out too.

You did not lower the volume, thus making us both deaf!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was freaked out by the horror movie and wanted you to wake up!

[sub] Ninja'd yet works? [/sub]
You wouldn't reassure me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you got ninja'd! I was loling!

You thought I was saying that I like lolicon!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I couldn't hear you over the laughing!

You tried to convert me to lolita!