In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was dressing up as shotacon, it was only fair you dress up a lolita!

You hate the gothic lolita style!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, the skirts are so conflicting, I can barely move!

You tried to put me in the cosplay ball!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was entering too, it was only fair you went with me!

You made me get lost!
[sup]Edit: I just noticed: I would be the worst shotacon EVER. I mean, I look like somebody who belongs in a metal band![/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I had to go to the convention hall and we got separated!

You wouldn't buy me new manga!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was all hentai and yaoi!

You lied to me and said I was an ok shotacon!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

in my defense, You were really into it and I had a good time!

You moped on the way back!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not get any mementos!

You would not let me buy those untranslated Light Novels!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You'd spend months trying to read the first page!

You turned down my offer to share my mementos!

 

[Souplex]

In my defense, they were pretty stupid.

You broke the Escapist!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it became mini /b/!

You said you wanted to sleep in a city that never wakes up!
[sup]Cookie for reference[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was blinded by nostalgia!
[sub] Cookie?[/sub]

You ignored me for a week!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you knew the song!

You did not take my epic cookie!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't like it, I loved it!

You grounded me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you blew up the principal's office!

You suddenly became my daughter!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You could've grounded me without becoming my father!

You made this very strange!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you did it first!

You rebelled against me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I believe that rules were made to be broken!

You imprisoned my harem!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they were having a street race. A Random Person made me deputy, and its my duty to uphold order.

You forged my signature on a check!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was to pay for your Christmas Present, I didn't think you'd mind!

You locked me up!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were trying to take over the world!

You put mice in my socks!