In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you hid too well!

You did not use the proper greeting!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, who the well picks "Werfeds" as a greeting?


You picked "Werfeds" as a greeting!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, No one but our select group would know it!

You punched me in the stomach!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was blinded and missed.

You blinded me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know that turning on the lights would do that!

You shot out the lights!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they threatened my family.


You told Bruce Willis I was a terrorist!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are!

You got radicalized!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were the one who radicalized me!

You locked me in a panic room!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the house was being stormed by robbers.

You got a group of robbers and stormed my house!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you asked me to help you out in testing your new panic room!

You accused me of having a lolita complex!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you dressed my teddy bear in loli clothes.


You dressed my teddy bear in loli clothes.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was trying out a new look!

You changed my entire wardrobe!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, all you had were Harley Quinn suits.


You are unoriginal!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you aren't original either.

You cut me!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you needed treatment for hemochromatosis.


You accused me of malpractice!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you used a spoon instead of a scalpel!

You almost killed me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know you were under my car!

You were under my car!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was fixing it.


You put your head in the way of my bullets!
[sub]And on that note, goodnight, everyone![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was trying to save the person you were shooting at for once!
[sub] G'night Ren! [/sub]

You brought me poisonous flowers!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was knocked over!

You went to bed!