In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm broke!

You insulted my music!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it's just the same tone over and over again.


You play boring music!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, its old!

You don't like old things!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they are dusty and smelly.

You tangled my wires!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


You told a "that's what she said" joke!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was a blatantly obvious opportunity!

You acted immaturely!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was just being silly and funny


You banned everything that was fun

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you consider murder fun.


You consider murder fun!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i'm an evil villain who impales people on weekends.
[sup] i've been playing waaaay to much RE4 and i keep finding myself acting like Salazar i mean look at the picture [/sup]


You locked all my trap doors

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, What's the point anymore? Kennedy always escapes!

You punched me in the face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was just dancing wildly, and you went into my circle of flailing!

You put hundreds of thumbtacks in my soup!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I mistook thumbtacks for croutons!

You closed down my business!

 

[Lambi]

In my defence, you were going nowhere but down from the moment you started making 'Happy Fun Time Clock'.

You deleted all my game save data!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, If you can beat it once you can beat it again!

You removed my vocal chords!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were singing horribly!

You put Clay Aiken in my room!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, If I can't sing for you, he can!

You electrocuted me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you PUT CLAY AIKEN IN MY ROOM.
Creepy.

You forced me to climb a large rock!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you didn't grasp the concept of 'rock climbing'!

You didn't like my Christmas present!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was just a pile of socks!

You put bacteria in my soda!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, My hand slipped.

You made me too tired to live!