In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he doesn't deserve to be knelt to!

You shot me in the eye with three hundred grains of sand!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I am Shai Hulud! I do what I want!

You sacrificed a loli to Khorne!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, Khorne gets what Khorne wants!

You shot a flare into my eyes!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I just pressed this button here.


You didn't tell me what the button would do!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was bored and wanting the adventure.


You said you wanted more adventure

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, my mentor is Flapjack!

You don't know who that is!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i stopped watching cartoon network years ago


You didn't know what a VHS was

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, too old, do not want!

You did not see that coming!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was facing the opposite direction


You saw it coming but refused to move

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was just a paper airplane!

You threw bricks at my house!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i used up my explosives on Hail's house


You broke the vending machines

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I was angry at your for blowing my house up!

You blew my house up!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was about to implode i was just saving you the time


You created multiple black holes

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I did not know what spell 190 did!

You did not put what your spells did in their names!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense that's why i named the book "the big fat book of mysterious spells"

You made my tapes skip

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it's fun playing with tapes.


You scratched all my DVD's!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed to bring you back to the past


You poisoned my Mountain Dew

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was only a laxative...

You broke into my shower!