In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I only made you run for ten miles!
You should have been able to handle that!

You put my cat in a three hundred foot tall tree!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It's a test for the fire brigade!
If they can get your cat, they pass!

You replaced all of our sugar with salt!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to prevent the kids from becoming hyper little hellions!

You loaded my gun with clay!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were clay pigeon shooting, It just made sense!

You put me in an Iron Maiden!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you loved them!
...ohhhhhh...That Iron Maiden...shit.

You were unclear in your instructions!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, A monkey could've understood them!

You gave me poison ivy!

 

[The Austin]

In my defense, she is kinda hot. Oh! You meant the plant. Nevermind.

You stole my cheezburger!!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You are not a cat of the lol kind, so you can't have one.

You scared me half to death!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are jumpy.

You broke all my stuff!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You were far too materialistic.

You broke my nose!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I feel on you and hit you in the face with my head!

You threatened to do horrible things to my pc!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was trying to make you appreciate your PC more!

You changed my name!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, your current name is not good enough!

You set my planet on fire!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I didn't want to set the world on fire, I just wanted to start a flame in your heart!

You had no sympathy for me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was mourning the death of Tanith!

You fell to Chaos!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I had no will to fight it!

You claimed that I changed!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you have! Both physically and mentally! In a very bad way, too!

You worshiped Khorne!
[sup]This is all 40k, if you did not know the references.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he sounded cool.


You gave me a headache!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, its your own fault for looking at chaos runes!

You don't get what I mean!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you speak in a language i do not understand.


You didnt kneel before Zod