In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I needed soap.

You threw your sister at me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought you two would be cute together!

You took my wallet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought it was mine. They both have sparkly ponies on them...

You put data on all my blank CD-Rs!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you asked me to back it all up!

You thought I'd be cute with your sister!
[sup]@Vaude: "Lol Wut?"[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was very drunk at the time!

You did not approve of my drunken ideas!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were really terrible.

You put treads on my car!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they are appropriate for your armored car!

You forgot that your car is basically a tank!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you threatened my homeland with nuclear annihilation!
I had to take the first step.

You hid in my lower digestive tract!

 

[thepj]

in my defence you lived in my mind for a while, i felt i owed you one

you took my job!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, I needed it more than you!

You killed this planet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it wasn't worth keeping.

You put fire into my toy!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it looked awesome!

You haunted me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's boring in the afterlife.
I gotta have some kind of entertainment, y'know.

You accused me of plagiarism and assault!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you copied all of my works!

You punched me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was dancing, and slipped. My fist just "happened" to hit you.
Totally not my fault.

You kicked me out of the choir!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you sing like a dying cow!

You set us all afire!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was cold outside.


You didn't thank me for keeping you warm!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense your idea of keeping me warm was to set me on fire and throwing me into a pool of gasoline


You replaced my candles with dynamite

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was the only way to make you go to the dentist.

You don't take good care of your teeth!