In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, my back hurt and I wasn't going to sleep!

You didn't sit with me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, there were no seats.

You created the uber satan!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to out do your satanic entity!

You blackmailed me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I wanted you to destroy the uber satan!

You accused me of having an evil being in my command!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, he's 20ft tall, has red eyes and can light things on fire with his mind!

You wouldn't join my organization!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense your benefits package was very bad and i need to be protected.


You rebelled against my rules

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense my hands have minds of their own.


You removed my brain

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you weren't using it!

You put makeup on my statue!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You wouldn't let me do it on the real you!

You locked me in the attic!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were acting *slaps self really hard*
No. I am not doing that joke.
You wanted to be closer to god.
That's it.

You tried to make me make a pun!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to prove you loved them!

You ignored me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i had my music on and i can't hear a thing with music on


You smashed my consoles

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, they were possessed SNES'!

You left me at the mall!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you said i could leave at any time.


You poisioned my soda

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you stole my soda.

You drank from my cup and gave me mono.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I am a monkey. Mono is monkey in spanish.

You did not see that coming.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I had my eyes closed!

You got use lost in a maze!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, Use deserved it!

You told Use where we were going!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he was the guide!


You didn't leave a tip!