In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have a backup legion of Grey Knights and a gattling gun in my back pocket!

You don't trust my plan!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Don't you think that no good will come from being in a place run from a mad man?

You called me a hypocrite!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you did take me on vacation to Arkham Asylum.


You took me on vacation to Arkham Asylum!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'd only heard good things in the brochures and I thought we'd fit in fine!

You abandoned me in the Asylum!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Poison Ivy used her pheromones on me.


You let Poison Ivy out of her cell!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you forced me to!

You let everybody free!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Isn't everything more interesting now?

You called Batman!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he was needed!

You beat me up for calling Ragnar Whitemane!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, Batman doesn't like him, and I wanted him at the party.


You didn't let him get in the party!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, He wasn't on the list!

You blamed me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he was not speaking in a way I could understand.

You chopped Shoop da Woop up!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I have no idea what you're talking about.


You shot a puppy!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Didn't you want that to be a recurring joke?

You shot me with a dart!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I was checking if the sights were aligned. They weren't.


You didn't take good care of your gun!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have no arms to take care of it!

You shopped that picture!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it looks much better now.


You didn't like the book I gave you!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, War and Peace is far too long!

You burnt down my house!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it is war, and I had to sacrifice your house to get the enemy out of our land!

You would not evacuate!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to get my xbox.


You didn't let me get my xbox!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, there was a BMP in the way!

You set me on fire!