In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, He was going to kill me if I didn't!

You broke my heart!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know that buying Iron Maiden posters could break a girl's heart.

You tore down my Iron Maiden poster!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted it!

You stole my laptop!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I stole it to give you a better one!

You kicked the desktop computer I gave you over!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I jumped for joy and kicked it accidently!

You smashed my windows!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the pebble I threw was a "little bit" too big.

You kill a random neko!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was trying to become your quirky sidekick in the anime and that spot is taken!

You let me get a tattoo when I was drunk!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you beat me up when I tried to stop you!

You beat me up when you got sober!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was in shock about what happened!

You didn't tell me everything that happened!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not know how!

You bit me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was defending myself!

You attacked me beforehand!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not consider patting you on the back assault!

You broke my bass!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was teaching you how to be a Rockstar!

You wouldn't let me be a Rockstar!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, rockstars always ruin themselves!

You set the world on fire!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, how can I dislike someone i've never heard of?!

You injected me with something!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was not that serious!
[sup]it was juice(cookie for reference)[/sup]

You did not get that reference!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wasn't playing attention!

You called me bad luck!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my car broke down after running over my dog, then rolled into a daycare where it exploded. And YOU were the only anomaly of the morning.

You ripped my socks up!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were 5 sizes too small.


You haven't bought new socks in years!