In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was busy freezing half to death to enjoy it.

You didn't care about the hypothermia!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have become desensitized.

You desensitized me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you were way too soft before!

You made my car explode!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I needed it!

You used the spear of longinous on me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the spear of shortitudinus was being repaired.

You became mundane for a day!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to see how the other half lived!

You wouldn't let me stop being mundane!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, the murder rate was so much lower.


You killed a lot of people!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, They all just went on vacation...a long vacation.

You killed even more people!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were idiots.


You were a bad person!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Don't you prefer me like that?

You gave me a heart attack!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I wanted to practice CPR.


You didn't let me practice CPR!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You don't fix a heart attack with CPR!

You kicked me in the shin!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought that's how you did CPR.


You said I'd be a bad doctor!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Your signature is far too neat! And you did a simple medical procedure wrong!

You said I had no opinion!

 

[Ren3004]

Shut up, you have no opinion in this matter!


You didn't follow the rules of the game!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, the rules were suicide.

You tried to get me to die. By my own hand.[sup]Jerk.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You said that I couldn't pull off my own Saw game!

You locked me in a tower!