In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, You needed to learn to think before you speak.

You blurted out my secrets!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was having an angry fit.

You made me shoot my own xbox!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was getting you an elite for Christmas!

You didn't get me anything for Christmas!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I had no way to mail it!

You mailed me a small bomb!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was supposed to be surprising! Who expects a bomb?

You insulted my friends!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, they are despicable people. Why would you ever mix with those bastards?

You made me so angry that I quit my job, and shot my own knee caps off.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was only trying to tickle you. I didn't know you'd get so upset.

You cost me great deals of money!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, How was I supposed to know my idea would fail?

You broke my arm!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were swinging a machete at me. It was in self defense.

You accused me of poisoning your town's water supply!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was in your 'Devious things to do' Journal!

You stole my pet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you have always said you've hated the thing...

You proved me wrong in a debate!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, your argument was flawed beyond belief!

You framed me for murder!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IN my defense, you are safer in jail!

You did not want to go in solitary confinement!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I don't trust myself!

You didn't upgrade me to the 'deluxe cell'!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that's actually the torture room!

You cut my fingers off one by one in some sort of strange blood fetish while I was helping clan you house up!
[sup]Did that make sense?[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Are you saying that you didn't enjoy my way of thanking you for helping me out?

You didn't let me sew your fingers back on!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was going into shock and just wanted to stop the blood from gushing out!

You took matters into your own hands!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you're all better now aren't you?

You ignored me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not ignore you, I was just too scared of you to interact with you!

You kidnapped me to fulfill a creepy agenda!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was just a date, that's not creepy!

You insulted me!