In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, It was only one and he seemed friendly!

You killed him!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense he opened fire on me first.


You made all my guns jam

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought putting jam in them would stop that from happening!

You sent me to a Psychiatrist!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he's a personal enemy and I wanted you to drive him crazy.



You didn't drive him crazy.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, he spent most of our therapy sessions with his hands over his ears going 'La, La, La, La'.

You bet me in a poker game!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I knew I was going to win. And I gave that Ferrari you wanted.



You didn't trust my poker fac- skills!
[sub]AAAAAHHHHHHHRGHHHHHH! THE SONG IS IN MY HEAD AGAIN! KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE![/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub] I'll get the fire drill. [/sub]
In my defense, You had the cards upside down at one point!

You bought me tickets to see Lady Gaga!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I thought you liked her. Don't you play her song every time you're torturing someone?


You didn't tell me about your musical tastes!
[sub]By the way, this is a good chance to do so.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was never given the chance beforehand!
[sub] I don't really stick to a specific genre, I'll listen to pretty much anything- Rock, Classical, Metal, Swing, Alternative, Some R'n'b... I'm pretty much a jack of all trades. And you?[/sub]

You are just as secretive!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, girls prefer mysterious guys.
[sub]Pretty much anything too. Rock, Hard Rock, Soft Rock, Acid Rock, Metal, Soft Metal, Classic Rock... /joke[/sub]

You've broken my heart and now you leave me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was gone for 10 minutes and only left to go to the store!

You worry too much!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I've had my heart broken before.
[sub]Seriously now, I like mainly rock, including classic rock and some metal. But I listen to a bit of everything, yes, even R'n'B and pop. I don't even hate Lady Gaga that much![/sub]


You didn't try to mend my broken heart!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, Ducktape doesn't heal all wounds! I was going to surprise you with the surgery to swap them between us!
[sub] Ah she's not that bad, even though her songs with berate you mentally, they are kinda catchy. My main genre is probably rock, the last time I checked i had over 1000 rock songs and variants on my itunes. /guilty [/sub]

You weren't happy with the heart swapping surgery!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, you gave me the heart of a elephant! It dosen't fit!!
[sub]I am going to burn all R'n'B, trance and Lady GaGa.[/sub]

You killed my Spaceship pilot!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he was actually Lady Gaga in disguise.


You fought the law!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, i didn't win! The law won!

You couldn't help me with my mind!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

In my defense, your bat shit crazzy loopy![sub] You ninja'd me with the exact same words?! A new level of ninjaing![/sub]

You made me remember a song!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, it was a good song.


You remembered a song!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I loved that song but i just forgot it.
[sub] And yes, I took ninjaing to a whole new level. Before I was ninja'd *sob*. [/sub]

You dyed my hair while i slept!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you said you liked purple!


You said you liked purple!