In My Defense...

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he started it!

You killed my aunt!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence, I am your aunt!

You killed my brother!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, you are your own brother!


You made me really confused!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence, we are two gods making games to amuse ourselves.

You killed my creations!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they were ugly.

You created ugly things.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence, you created man.

You created being which were ugly on the inside!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, at least you can't see it.


You were insensitive!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence, our mother goddess raised me that way.

You denied mothers teachings!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, my mother was an idiot.


You called me an idiot!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence, you created man!

You created god killers!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, these gods were Jerks!

You forgot how evil these gods were!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was living in my own little world so i couldn't care less


You made those gods turn evil

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I asked them why aren't armadillos deadly.

You made armadillos docile.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence, they would take over if I didn't!

You worship Triffids!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't know what those are!

You called me a lolicon!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I thought you already knew, you perv! [sub] /joke[/sub]

You left me asleep on the train!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not want to disturb your sleep!

You accused me of leaving you on the train while you slept!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didn't see you when i woke up at the stop


You accused me of being "too" Snooty

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are being something of a snootish person.

You gave me mercury-imbued baby blankets!