In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they kept making me dizzy. and i kept getting headaches.

You made my box go red

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just cured your color blindness!
You were standing in front of a Redbox unit.

You stole my music from my head!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense all i did was take away your headphones


You cut the wrong wire killing us all

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the wires were spinning really fast.
Smart ass bomb maker.

You encouraged me to kick a cop in the nuts!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you were already wasted so it was easy.


You told me to return all my cool hats

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, only one of them was cool. The others were crap.

You made me skip a step!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was my turn in the game and you were taking to long


You removed all the batteries from my electronic devices

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your electronic devices were all things for sexual deviance!

You brought apes to the family reunion!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they're part of the primate family.


You accused me of incompetence!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you put the wrong thing in the wrong place twenty times!

You made a stupidly large remote control robot!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense the little robots kept breaking

You drank out of my wine glasses

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, they're my glasses too.


You shot me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was useless. I can tell the temperature just by sticking my hand outside.

You hit me with a toilet!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i already threw the kitchen sink


You overcharged me for everything

 

[biscuit86]

in my defence I needed booze money

you committed regicide

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense,... wait what?

You are guilty of confusing people!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's just too damn fun for me to stop.

You influenced me with your mind!

 

[biscuit86]

in my defence, this mask I found made me do it

you killed me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were being an obnoxious monkey.

You sued me for acting in self defense!