In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was plotting to overthrow us!

You killed that boar!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it charged me with a knife!

You put me in a combustion chamber!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense in was the last device i had to try and kill you with.


You kicked my dog and ate my pies

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your dog bit me, and I was officially starving.

You denied me shelter in a thunderstorm!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it only had one room and i got there first.

You locked me out of the house.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were possessed by an evil demon, and I didn't want you tracking demon in the house.

You gave me dip trays!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't know what those are!

You let the rabid wolves out!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i have no more use for them.


You scratched all my discs

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had filled them all with porn. Nasty porn.

You contaminated my water supply!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you burned my crops

You plotted your revenge...horribly

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm not too good at revenge.

You fired on my ships.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you provoked me!

You kept me awake all night with your bongos!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was my neighbor!

You told that obnoxious fool to move in next to me... which is right beneath your apartment!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were playing loud music at all hours of the day!

You replaced my lemonade with urine!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense, your business was doing better and i cant have the competition


You put the lime in the coconut

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did it for the lols.

You said that /b/ was the best place ever!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense...

YOU said it was the best place ever!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense I thought you were talking about Disneyland!

You keep sending me links to ED!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense I had no idea what "ED" was.

You helped the Overmind conquer Aiur!!!!

EDIT: Oh come on! I can't be the only one who played Starcraft on this forum!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wasn't sure what the hell was going on, so I just said "Okay," and went along with it. Plus, he gave me a cool gun.

You put too much fat on my bacon!