In My Defense...

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense... I heard somewhere that fatback can help live to be 114... can't remember where though...

You killed Yahtzee.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was completely unable to talk, and requested it.

You killed the failsafe!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he went crazy.

You killed the AVGN!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, AVGN was not very effective at what it does.

You sent me to protective custody!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was because you said you enjoyed the movie "batman and Robin" thus rendering you completely insane.

You told me to stop wearing my hat

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was infested with spiders.
See if I try to help you again.

You put a nasty car in my driveway!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i washed it for you..wasn't my fault you left it rotting.


You drank all my soda's and alcohol

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed the liquid.

You tried to cancel my subscription!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

in my defense you weren't reading them.


you started it.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you provoked me mentally first!

You locked my tiger up!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense it wouldn't stop eating my steaks!


You let your tiger run free in my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you let it out of the cage after feeling guilty!

You dropped me from your classes!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you only answers to my questions were "Nuke the whales"

you steamrolled the guard

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he had an hour to get out of the way.

You didn't warn the sleeping man of my attack!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i didn't want to wake him.

You didn't put the cookie down

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was keeping it away from an incredibly hyper little kid.

You stacked the odds against me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense we were playing jenga.



You cut down all the trees

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, they were enraged Ents!

You let out an army of possessed ants!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were my personal defense force!

You made the stock market crash again!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only told them to invest in "WAFFLES TASTY WAFFLES WITH LOTS OF SYRUP"

You cut the strings from my fiddles