In My Defense...

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In my defense, I wanted to turn him into Captain Portugal!


You didn't let me have my own superhero!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, you wanted to make him out of shit! No way was that going to slide!

You drank all my soda and left me with only water!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, all I did was tell you that your house was on fire.
You started twitching of your own accord.

You ruined my new hard drive!
 

Ren3004

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In my defense, I didn't know I couldn't eat it!


You didn't tell me that!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, it should have been obvious! It did have electricity running through it!

You cut off my power!
 

Ren3004

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In my defense, now I can eat the hard drive.

You don't like your parents!
 

Ren3004

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In my defense, you didn't tell me about it.

You didn't tell me about it!
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, you didn't really need to know.

You spammed my inbox with...oooh
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, you were trying to launch a rocket at me.

You slammed a heavy weight into my face!
 

Ren3004

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In my defense, they were horrible actors.


You made my little brother cry.
 

Neonbob

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In my defense, they were really damn bad actors.

You put me in a cage and didn't feed me!
 

Ren3004

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In my defense, you said you had to lose weight.


You didn't follow your diet!