In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense he did himself in i just stood there and watched.


You added to much spicyness

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was not spicy to me at all!

You let pedobear in.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense he knocked and asked politely.


You voted for Aktinson

 

[A random person]

In my defense...nevermind, I can't defend such a horrible crime, go ahead an execute me.

You killed all those celebrities!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only rounded up the Twilight actors.


You told my dentist not to give me Laughing Gas

 

[A random person]

Well you are a snooty Englishman, laughing like that would be uncharacteristic of you.

You got me scheduled for a fight with Chuck Norris!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, he needed practice.

You had me committed to an asylum!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you tried to eat my eyes.

You broke my foot with a straw!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was testing my steel additive shot.


You overcooked the noodles

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'M A FUCKING HORRIBLE COOK!

You refuse to learn!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was never going to use the skills!

You made me do it anyway!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense, i didn't really want to do it in the first place.

You shredded up all the evidence

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was damning to me!

You broke the rules!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, there were no rules and I created rules!

You did not follow my new rules!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they sucked!

You shifted all my keys over!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, It was funny to see you labor over it!

You posted a lame "scary" story!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was scarier in person.

You debunked my favorite myth!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you debunked mine!

You mined my house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your house was three seconds away from turning into a whorehouse!

You didn't prevent my dog's murder!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that dog was about to die from disease anyway.

You shave my precious kitty