In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was making my allergies really fuck with me.

You clothed my shoes!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you said you wanted to have the best looking shoes in the neighborhood


You got blood all over my best clown suit

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were so horrendous that I just had to murder you.

You would not let me put you down.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted me to hold you close. So I was.

You stabbed me in the leg!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were attacking me.

You shot somebody's cute little sister!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she was being a real *****.

You held me hostage!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are a zombie! You have no rights!

You are a zombie!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you threw the zombie that bit me onto my shoulder!
You fucker!

You caused a shift in the world's climate!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did it to kill all zombies!

You ate your own [cute] little sister!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I told you I was going to, you sister fucker

You were a monk for three years!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was chasing a childhood dream!

You accused me of doing your sister, even though all we did was read Lovecraft and sleep!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were going to go for sex.

You spoiled my salami!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i just replaced it with pastrami.


You deep fried my dead bodies

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they're better that way.

You messed up my hair!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense, it was only water.


You squashed all the bread

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to make room for the sugar.

You warned the spanish of my invasion!

 

[Asturiel]

In my defense, I thought it was a bluff.

You didnt paint my chicken coop!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was already painted when I got there!

You created a monster!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody wants to see Neon no more!

You made me quote a rap song!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was not my fault!

You really did create a monster!