In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you could have left at any time!

You haven't been there for me for a looong time!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, I had some stuff to do.
Sorry Neonbob.

You didn't stop PETA!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was to busy eating the animals.


You gave Michael Atkinson that painful tooth cleaning

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, when you're not aware of what's going on, you struggle a lot...and you know he deserved it.

You didn't let Wolverine heal!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was testing to see how far i could rip him up.

You metled all my steel

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, we need guns!

We need guns and you would not help us get them!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I knew you'd just shoot me with them!

You didn't think I'd see that yellow bus!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you are color blind!

You did not tell me that you could not tell between red and blue!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've hidden that for years! I didn't want to share it!

You kept me off drugs!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, its for you own good!

You did not appreciate our saving of your life!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted it to end, goddammit! I've been powering the servers for so long!

You didn't offer to take my place!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have my own severs to power!

You killed our gerbil generator!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they squeaked at all hours of the night, and I couldn't fucking sleep!

You took South Park off the air!

 

[Desert Warrior]

In my defense, It was a crappy show after two seasons anyway...

You got Bob pregnant!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i only fed him a whale


You stole all the shoes and hats and made a suit of them.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed more leather! My suit needs to be really fucking fancy!

You blocked my law!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I AM THE LAW.


You tried to assassinate the kitty president.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm sick of cute things!

You shot me in the legs, then broke me in half!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was trying to imitate the Joker and Bane at the same time.


You revealed my secret identity.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you're the second best villain on earth! I hate competition.

You didn't want to join me on my stamp collecting trip!