In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

in my defense you were sleeping and you said you didn't wanna be disturbed.

You poisoned my rations.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was to stop the orks from taking them.

You sided with the orks.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, their health coverage was MUCH better.

You spaced your teeth horribly!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed to get the plaque of my teeth.

You forgot the novacaine

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you asked to experience pain for the first time!

You allowed people to stick horrible items in your ear!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was asleep at the time and they must have snuck in.


You stole all the nukes and didn't use them on the whales

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The sharks were being douche bags.

You ate all the octopi!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they are really tasty!

You held my mother's remains hostage!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you still have my father's remains.

You peed on the gravestone

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed to go, and it was the closest cover around!

You cursed my lineage!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense after your actions i did thorough research and noticed the evil the is deep within you.


You rusted my plumbing

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was already half corroded.

You gave people too much credit!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i can't keep all the evilness to myself.


You hoarded all the nukes.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I need them all.

You used too much butter!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i ran out of syrup and was in a craving mood for butter.


You started the war of breakfasts

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said waffles sucked!

How did you get a tiny vagina?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was tricked into that operation.

You dulled my saw blades

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, cutting through bones will do that...

You rusted my car in half!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i couldn't let you pass through that light.


You slash all my tires

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was sick of you running me over!

You broke my favorite thing!