In My Defense...

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, that little girl would have kicked me in the balls.

You fell down the stairs.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you lubed the damn stairs!

You froze my leg to the car!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that was revenge for melding my shoes to the floor with me in them.

You melded me into the concrete

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had told me you could break out of it!

You threw me into a glass filled chamber!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you said you wanted to be somewhere sharp.

You replaced the water with gas

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to keep the mood light!
It was NO2!

You clear coated my face!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you wanted to be invisible to the crowd.


You pulled my hair out then donated it to science

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your locks are fucking magical and I wanted to share them with the world

You destroyed my lungs!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you needed more smoke to complete your badassery.


You replaced my hair tonic with gin and vinegar.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, that hair tonic wasn't working for you.

You knocked me out with a brick!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were panicking! I had to calm you down, and I'm not good with words.

You ate the last of my saltines!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, those wings were very spicy.

You killed my dog.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was to make the world safer for cats.


You shave the sheeps

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, they were dieing of heat stroke.

You cut the cheese.

 

[The_Chief]

In my defense, i needed some for the sammich.

you stabbed my puppy!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense your "puppy" was fifty feet tall and breathing fire.
It was a hazard.

You broke my favorite brick!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was the brick i needed to break to destroy house house.


You hacked the Pentagon.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence the how to instructions where on the internet.
You assaulted that woman.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was just stretching.


You didn't shave for a week.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

If my defence,I wanted a EPIC BEARD!
You Stole the world!