In My Defense...

[SnootyEnglishman]

IN my defense i needed a new globe in my office.

You shined the head of the bald man.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed a signaling mirror!

You spewed snot all over my keyboard!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, well, I....... snezed?

You nuked the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I haven't made a secret out of it!

You cooked my fish for far too long!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, fish is poison!

You hugged a Nazi.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my defence,I though he was a hoodie!
You didn't listen to me!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, your a very boring person.

You stole from the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody likes them anyway.

You filled my tray with lies!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you fell for them.

You are a cannibal.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, turtles taste delicious.

You look shocked.

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense, you touched my dangle.

you touched my dangle.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was off center.

You wore a skirt!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was being scottish and it's a KILT!!!


You went commando for the week

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was really fucking hot.

You locked me in my own room!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, way too much goes on in there.

You broke an old woman's hip

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought she could take the hit!

You took me out of my element!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was the wind and i stared at her.


You looked at me in a funny way

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, who couldn't?

You humped a hippo

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was both high and drunk.


you kept calling them the michaels

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

In my defense, they're both Michael.

You are creepy